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timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

(Source: runningfromfaggots, via dayum-strider)

meladoodle:

granddad this is the first dance of my wedding can you please stop trying to tell everyone to ‘open up the pit’

(via dayum-strider)

oohtheyhavenibbles:

bonesbuckleup:

So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.

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(via dayum-strider)

Survey:What form of birth control do you use?
Me:Homosexuality

the-absolute-best-gifs:

thefrogman:

Round 2: Better Names for Things [video]

By Jeff Wysaski [website | tumblr | twitter]

(via nsome)


Confessions is a public art project that invites people to anonymously share their confessions and see the confessions of the people around them in the heart of the Las Vegas strip.

(Source: fredydecisive, via nsome)