the number of times i think “i don’t care” while people are talking to me is really getting out of hand
(Source: mycroft)
omg if only you guys knew me in real life i make the most random sounds that just seem to burp out of my mouth i talk in all these crazy weird voices and i’m always doing that one creepy deep demon voice like the girl from house bunny who tries to remember peoples names
yeah basically that’s me
“Tony, you’re overreacting-“
“JARVIS?”
“I am running the program as fast as I can, sir.”
In which Tony is an overprotective parent.
i left my iphone on the counter and when i wasn’t looking my dad took a really scary/ ugly/ creepy/ unsettling/ weird picture of himself and set it as my background. i literally screamed when i first saw it and now i just think it’s so funny so i decided that i’m never changing my wallpaper again
